Church

The last few weeks I've been "Church Shopping" here in Parker. I'm pretty sure I know where I'll end up but want to make sure I check out a few before settling in. In my shopping, I've found a few things about suburban churches that are hilarious.

The one loud singer in the congregation.

The middle school girls who talk the whole time and no one thinks its OK to say something

The pew blocker (yep, that's me): someone who sits on the end of an empty pew

The overenthusiastic worship leader/ tired congregation combo

Kids Church! Mostly just because kids are hilarious

Clapping. Its never on beat and there are only 1/4 of the people participating. Tops.